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You want us to get you across something you're searching on the web - any document, article, service, music info, movies info, hack-o-tricks or just anything, then here we are to help you out to get that very something done...

DO YOU LIVE IN INDIA OR ABROAD ?

IF YOU LIVE IN ABROAD, try contacting us at here. Do submit every detail which you're being asked for so that we can reply you back. All your information is private and is erased after request completion and the adminoe (i.e me) will do the needful and might even send you a present/gift etc for being a part of Demand 'n' Supply. And don't forget to mention the THING/HELP you are looking for... lol, only if i've enough money and time to do so.

IF YOU LIVE IN INDIA, try contacting us at here. Submit your query and fill up the required fields. If your THING/HELP needs us to send you a link to it or something, send "JOIN illukin" to 567678. We will send you the link in your mobile handset itself...

University of Madras UG Results November 2008


University of Madras aka Madras University has released results of various UG exams that were conducted in November 2008. Results have been announced on March 16,2009 for the following courses: B.B.A / B.Sc(ISM) / B.Sc (Visual Communication) / B.Sc / B.C.A / B.A / B.Com (CS) / B.A(L.M) / B.Com /B.E

Check your result [ Courtesy : SquareBrothers.com]

Result Links:

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The money talked in a new way !



someone met MONEY and said

“ You’re just a piece of paper “

———-

Money smiled

and replied back -

“ofcourse, i am a piece of paper ,

but i have never seen

a DUST BIN in my life “

Holi is wishing the strike of NEW



may it paint the canvas of my life, of my heart with the most beautiful colours and sprinkle peace and joys everywhere….

hey, that way i’ll be the more beautiful inside out to deal in a lot of love , care and attention around…

to you, others and my environment…

let it be thy the strike of NEW !

Testing BlogJet


I have installed an interesting application - BlogJet. It's a cool Windows client for my blog tool (as well as for other tools). Get your copy here: http://blogjet.com


"Computers are incredibly fast, accurate and stupid; humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination." -- Albert Einstein

Technology Impact




In year 2050, father angrily to his LKG Kid


“I told you a hundred times,

YOU WERE BORN,

&

not downloaded….”

Assume your roles quickly !


be a poet when you are alone


be a king when you command


be a scientist when you work


be a lover when someone loves you


be history when you die


&


be a friend until i die !

Apple iPhone with a MAGIC Bluetooth file transfer


Even though Apple iPhone is a popular device, it lacks few of the basic features such as bluetooth file transfer b/w phones.  Apple has included the bluetooth function but there are no means to perform file transfers on it, except  one and only developer from medevil  has now found a way to make the world's first iPhone Bluetooth file-sharing application iBluetooth to be existing for REAL and which is now available for downloading at the Cydia Store.



The app is quite capable of discovering the nearby bluetooth devices with an ultimate full featured file sending capability including the PIN authorization.



Well, there is one minus plus among all plus points, the application is not free and costs 3.99 euro purchasable via Cydia Store, according to the author implementing a full bluetooth stack costs money & so the application must be made a paid version. The author doesnt fail to mention that using a cracked version of iBluetooth can be a solution for freebie seekers but that would just hinder future possibilities to add more bluetooth profiles like A2DP (Audio stereo), Serial Port (needed for bluetooth gps), DUN & LAP (internet navigation).


So , go and grab the iBluetooth !


मैं और मेरी बातें |


अंडा
तो
सफ़ेद
होता
है

सफ़ेद
तो
दूध
भी
होता
है

दूध
तो
भैस
देती
है

भैस
तो
काली
होती
है

काला
तो
बंगाली
भी
होता
है

बंगाली
तो
पान
खाता
है

पान
तो
लाल
होता
है

लाल
तो
गुलाब
भी
होता
है

गुलाब
में
तो
कांटे
होते
है

कांटे
तो
मछली
में
भी
होते
है


मछली
तो
अच्छी
होती
है

अच्छा
तो
इंसान
भी
होता
है

इंसान
तो
लंबा
होता
है

लम्बी
तो
मेरी
बाते
भी
है


लेकिन
मुझे
तो
दिमाग
खाना
है

सो खा लिया |



बेवकूफ ! वो भी स्वाद अनुसार


दो प्याज़ |

तीन लहसुन |

पाँच ग्राम जीरा |

तीन काली मिर्च |

दो चमच्च नमक |

चार चमच्च तेल |

एक कप पानी |

और थोड़ा सा हरा धनिया |


पता है हम क्या बना रहे हैं ???

आपको बेवकूफ वो भी स्वाद अनुसार |



काश माँ की बात सुनी होती |


मुजरिम जज के सामने - " बचपन में माँ की बात सुनी होती तो आज ये दिन न देखना पड़ता ! "

जज - " क्या कहती थी माँ ? "

मुजरिम - " जब बात ही नही सुनी तो कैसे बताऊँ क्या कहती थी "



क्या कीमत है तुम्हारी

मैने पानी में एक सिक्का डाला

और भगवान से एक प्यारा सा दोस्त माँगा

मुझे आप मिल गए

और आसमान से आवाज़ आई

एक रुपए में ऐसा ही मिलता है


मौत कहा है जहा सिर्फ़ तुम ही तुम हो |

आप करे न करे याद हमको ,

हम आप को याद करेंगे |

मोबाइल के साथ दफनाना हमको,

नेटवर्क मिलेगा तो कब्र से भी एस्म्स बिंदास करेंगे ||



तुम्हारा सब कुछ प्यारा है |


आवाज़ से प्यारी आंखें ,

आँखों से प्यारी सांसे ,

सांसो से प्यारा दिल,

दिल से प्यारी धड़कन ,

धड़कन से प्यारे आप

और इन सबसे प्यारी


आपकी याद




This T - Shirt rocks

The Best and the
Most Daring lines on
the T-Shirt of an employee :


" I work for

MONEY.

If you want loyalty,

Hire a Dog. "




DO me and i'll DO you



At marriage functions, old people used to pull my cheeks and say " You are next "....

now they have stopped doing it.... you know why ??

coz I started doing the same thing with them at funerals...


पराए और अपने

टूट जाते है ,
बिखर जाते है ,
कांच के घर में मुक़दर अपने...

अजनबी तो सदा प्यार से मिलते है ,
बस भूल जाते है अक्सर अपने ||


यह लड़कियों की दुनिया है |

अगर एक लड़की जोर - जोर से हस्ती है तो उसे खुश कहते है और अगर एक लड़का जोर - जोर से हस्ता है तो उसे बत्मीज़ कहते है |

अगर एक लड़की प्यार से हस-बोल के बात करती है तो उसे हसमुख कहते है और अगर एक लड़का हस-बोल के बात करे तो कहते है के वह पटा रहा है |

अगर एक लड़की बाज़ार में खरीदारी करे तो वो आज के युग के साथ कदम से कदम मिलाती मानी जाती है और अगर एक लड़का खरीदारी करे तो कहते है के माँ-बाप के पैसे उड़ा रहा है |

अगर एक लड़की चुप है तो वोह उदास है और अगर एक लड़का चुप है तो कहते है के ताव खा रहा है , गुस्सा दिखा रहा है |

अगर एक लड़की किसी ग्रुप में जाती है तो वो ग्रुप असल में ग्रुप है, और अगर लड़के ग्रुप में जाए तो गैंग कहते है |

बेचारे लड़के जाए तो कहा जाए ?




आवारा पागल दीवाना हू मैं !


पहले कभी ये यादे... ये तन्हाई ना थी
कभी दिल पे ये मदहोशी छाईन थी........

जाने क्या असर कर गई आपकी बातें
पहले कभी किसी की याद आई न थी.......

ना जाने हम .. ना जाने वो..


कभी करते है जिंदगी की तमन्ना ,
कभी मौत का इंतजार करते है....

वो हमसे क्यों दूर रहते है ,
जिन्हें हम जिंदगी से भी ज्यादा प्यार करते है...

दिल का हाल ऐसा है

दिल को मनाना अगर होता आसान ,
ना करता किसी को ये यूँ परेशान |

तनहा ना रहता भरी महफिल में,
ना होती वो हालत जो ना हो बयान ||

Barney Moran , Blog Publishers Union.com


I had this below thing as a random comment on my blog, so i thought it would be better to share than to allow it to be a comment in one of my posts !

Barney Moran <barney@blogpublishersunion.com> (unregistered) wrote:

Thanks for your unique views on freeware and your life. As we are learning, 'free' is often not free and comes with shackles.



We understand you've moved from Lijit to Google, in case you consider moving back, this is a heads up, the Bloggers Union advises Publishers currently using or considering embedding Lijit Search into their content: Lijit's viability as an ongoing functioning entity is questionable.



P.U.B. basis this alert these facts:



1. Public releases from Lijit and other news sources put Lijit's total money raised beside live revenue at under $20 Million over the last 24 months.



2. Lijit has refused to offer transparency its financial condition or revenue from advertising on Publisher's Blogs.



3. The current economic environment demands both transparency from revenue based providers like Lijit; and due diligence from the Bloggers Union on avoiding potential content disaster for Publishers.



P.U.B. continues to take heat asking hard questions for our Publishers, including threats of legal action against the bloggers union by organizations like Lijit, because it's simply the right thing to do in this economic environment for publishers. P.U.B. would rather pro actively protect Publishers now, then be answerable to publishers after companies like Lijit fail and leave that result for Publishers to contend with concerning their content.



What to do:



· Have a back up.

If you are a publisher either using Lijit Search or considering it, have a back up plan using a publicly traded search option on your blog or blog network. Publicly traded companies are obligated by law to have a degree of transparency concerning their financial position.



· Ask the same hard questions of Lijit and other revenue based blog vendors.

Contact these companies seeking use of your content directly. Ask what their financial position is, and what their guidance moving forward for 2009 and 2010 and beyond is.





P.U.B. will continue to post on these issues for our Publishers, keep up the good work.



Barney Moran

Founder, P.U.B.



Site URL: http://www.blogpublishersunion.com
IP address: 161.98.2.225

JURASSIC PARK : OPEARTION GENESIS


Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis is an enjoyable game that should appeal to dinosaur buffs and park simulation fans alike, thanks to its attractive graphics engine, unique features, and surprising game play in depth

Operation Genesis' 3D graphics engine does an excellent job of rendering the lush terrain of a tropical island. The dinosaur models are very detailed, allowing players who have even a passing knowledge of paleontology to immediately spot the differences between similar-looking dinosaurs such as the brontosaurus and the catamarans. The models are also scaled accurately--small velociraptors are dwarfed by the much larger tyrannosaurs, for instance. Weather effects like rain, wind, lightning, and tornadoes add to the overall effect. The engine lets you rotate your view in any direction and also has a wide range of zoom, so you can get in close to examine individual dinosaurs, or get a much wider view to manage your park comfortably. Though Operation Genesis also has special effects like reflective water, we found that the game had a tendency to lock up with the more advanced graphics settings turned on. Fortunately, the game still looks good even at a medium level of detail, though the game's dinosaur animations still aren't particularly smooth.
The game play in Operation Genesis revolves around creating a park full of dinosaurs for your visitors. The game provides several different kinds of challenges. First, you'll need to create secure enclosures that provide a safe environment for both dinosaurs and park visitors. To keep your park secure, you'll need to build electric fences of varying strength, security cameras, ranger stations, and even sentry guns. Tornadoes and rampaging dinosaurs can cause breaches in the fencing and also damage buildings, but thankfully, the game's map interface makes it easy to spot any holes in your defenses.

SYSTEM REQUIREMENT:
32 MB VIDEO MEMORY
256 MB RAM
PENTIUM III OR HIGHER

BUT IT (min. prices)

The House of the Dead III


Published by: SEGA
Developed by: WOW Entertainment
Genre: Shooter

Defy the undead with shotgun in hand as you explore a post-apocalyptic wasteland of unrelenting terror The House of the Dead III. Fans of the series will thrill to beautifully rendered gore, time-sensitive gameplay, and a wide variety of branching paths. Gamers take out wave after wave of horrific zombies as they travel different routes and advance the story line, uncovering new secrets and hidden areas along the way. The all-new shotgun comes in handy when surrounded by an army of undead. Players must use it wisely to take out multiple enemies in a single blast as they plow their way through the most exhilarating nightmare yet.

BUY IT (min. prices)

Miranda 0.7.17 - Freeware

Miranda IM is a multi protocol instant messenger client for Windows. Miranda IM uses very little memory and is extremely fast. It requires no installation and can be fitted on a single floppy disc. Its powerful plugin system makes Miranda IM very flexible. Only the most basic features are built in, but there are currently more than 350 free plugins available for download that allows users to extend the functionality of Miranda IM.

Available Protocols

  • ICQ
  • AIM
  • MSN
  • Jabber
  • Yahoo
  • IRC
  • Gadu-Gadu
  • Tlen
  • Netsend

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Get an edge over your tasks


Remember The Milk is the best way to manage your tasks online (obviously ;).

Managing tasks is generally not a fun way to spend your time. Remember The Milk is the way to get an edge over tasks so that you no longer have to write your to-do lists on sticky notes, whiteboards, random scraps of paper, or the back of your hand. Remember The Milk makes managing tasks an enjoyable experience.

They offer a web application (on their site) and a number of additional Services to help you be more organized and productive.

I have so many tasks to handle and cannot remember many of them with hassles around every corner. This service allows me to make a task list and manage it.

Keep track of tasks and remind yourself when they need to be done as tasks can be set as repetitive as well, a location to the task can also be added. They can also be sorted according to day.

You're are reminded of your tasks through email, SMS or even an IM service when its due. Tasks can be shared or sent to other people as well. The pro account offers the service on iPhone plus Windows Mobile Devices. Whereas the basic service is free to use and quite user friendly with its charming interface.

TRY THE SERVICE here

My BlogCatalog : My News Feed



My BlogCatalog : My Communities




My BlogCatalog - My Neighborhood




My BlogCatalog - Recent Viewers




VTU Results Announced


Visvesvaraya Technological University VTU 3rd semester results 2009

BE/B.Tech III Semester Results Announced for Mysore, Belgaum & Gulbarga Regions.

MCA I Semester Results Announced

BArch I To X Semester Results Announced

BE/BTech VI & VIII Semester Results Announced for All Regions.

MBA I semester Results announced.

BE/BTech VII Semester Results Are Announced For All Regions.

MCA V Semester Results Announced

MCA II Semester Results Announced

BE/BTech V semester results are announced for All regions.

MCA III Semester Results Announced

MBA III semester results are announced

MBA II/IV semester results are announced

CHECK YOUR RESULT here.

Xara Xtreme Pro v4.0.4728 : Shareware


Xara Xtreme is quite simply the world’s fastest graphics software, with truly flexible illustration tools and revolutionary photo handling. It will form an integral part of your creative workflow, whether it’s vector drawings, DTP designs, photo compositions or Flash animations for your website.

Professional features :
• Xara3D 6 included
• PDF/X export
• RAW photo import
• XPS support
• Color separation support
• PANTONE® color support
Levels XPE plug-in
• Multi-page documents
• Short cut key configuration

General features:
• Speed
• Compatibility
• Adobe Photoshop® PSD import and export
• Text handling
• Direct Action Tools
• Drag & drop
• Solid object dragging
• Undo / redo
• Zoom
• Anti-aliasing
• Color support
• Printing
• PDF export
• The Clipart Gallery
• Bitmap Tracer
• Profiles
• Name gallery
• Templates

Photo features:
• Choice of Photo Editors
• The XPE Photo Editor
• Single click auto-enhance
• Crop & Rotate
• Red Eye Removal
• Maintain photo quality
• Magic undo
• Third party plug-ins
• Photo Compression
• Advanced photo work
• MAGIX Xtreme Photo Designer

Illustration features :
• Drawing tools
• Transparency
• Blending
• Feathering
• Contours
• Bevels
• Fills
• Shadows
• Brushes
• Molds / envelopes
• Text handling
• ClipView
• Pressure sensitivity
• Live Effects

Web features:
• Animated Flash Export
• Navigation buttons
• Flash export (.swf)
• Animation
• Dreamweaver integration
• Hexadecimal RGB web color
• Image slicing
• Image maps
• Exporting and optimizing
• Linked stretching

OS: Microsoft Windows 2000/XP/Vista

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Lopht Crack v5 : Unavailable


L0phtCrack is a password auditing and recovery application (now called LC5), originally produced by Mudge from L0pht Heavy Industries. It is used to test password strength and sometimes to recover lost Microsoft Windows passwords, by using dictionary, brute-force, and hybrid attacks. It was one of the crackers' tools of choice, although most use old versions because of its price and low availability.

The application was produced by @stake after the L0pht merged with @stake in 2000. @stake was acquired by Symantec in 2004. Symantec has since stopped selling this tool to new customers citing US Government export regulations, and has announced that they will discontinue support by the end of 2006. But you can still find the LC5 installer floating around.

LC 5 optimizes operations by first scanning for dictionary words, then using various methods of altering dictionary words to create new probable guesses, then (if all else fails) resorting to brute force. To crack a password, the program must select a guessed word, compute the hash, then compare that hash with the stored password hash. LC 5 supports direct hash imports from a local or remote SAM database, a SAM file, an LC 4 file, a PWDUMP file, a Windows NT 4.0 Emergency Repair Disk (ERD), a UNIX password file, or by sniffing the local network. To speed the hashing process, most versions of LC 5 include precomputed hashes and let you create your own precomputed hash tables. During the audit, the tool shows time elapsed and other statistics.


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Unavailable as we dont host warez

Dream Aquarium : Shareware


Dream Aquarium is a next-generation aquarium screensaver that brings the beauty of a lush freshwater aquarium to your computer with unsurpassed realism.

This quicktime shows off the amazingly realistic behavior and motion of Dream Aquarium's inhabitants. These are not real fish! They are 100% computer generated fish doing everything that real ones do - pecking at objects in the tank, eating food, chasing each other, swimming amongst the plants, hanging out in schools and enjoying life!

Features:

· The most realistic fish motion and behavior of any virtual aquarium.

· A fiddler crab that cleans the bottom of the aquarium and chases fish.

· Fish have articulated fins, moving eyes, gills and mouth.

· Beautiful shifting light rays, ground ripples, gently waving plants that fish can swim into, soft shadows cast by fish, configurable bubble streams, auto-feeding.

· Add well over a hundred fish (from 18 species), and change settings without having to exit the aquarium.

· Free demo aquarium screensaver contains NO adware or spyware.

· Widescreen formatting, multi-monitor support & much more!

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WINDOWS XP/VISTA

WINDOWS 2000

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

source : wikipedia

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa is a 2008 sequel to the 2005 film, Madagascar about the continuing adventures of Alex the Lion, Gloria the Hippo, Marty the Zebra and Melman the Giraffe. It is directed by Eric Darnell and written by Etan Cohen. It was produced by DreamWorks Animation and was released on November 7, 2008. The film, distributed to theaters by Paramount Pictures, starts as prequel, showing a small part of Alex's early life, including his capture by hunters. It soon moves to shortly after the point where the original left off, with the animals deciding to return to New York. They board an airplane on Madagascar, but crash-land in Africa, where each of the central characters meets others of the same species; Alex is reunited with his parents. Problems arise, and their resolution occupies much of the remainder of the film. It stars the voices of Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, Jada Pinkett Smith, David Schwimmer, Sacha Baron Cohen, Cedric the Entertainer and Andy Richter. Also providing voices are Alec Baldwin, will.i.am, Bernie Mac, Sherri Shepherd. The previous title was "Madagascar: The Crate Escape", which was featured on a trailer with Ben Stiller. The film is rated PG for some mild crude humor. This, along with Soul Men, was Bernie Mac's last film performance. Therefore, this film is dedicated to him. The credits include a dedication: "For our friend Bernie Mac. Thanks for all the laughter."

Plot

As a cub, Alex the lion was called Alakay and was the son of Zuba (Bernie Mac), the alpha lion. Though Zuba tries to teach Alakay to be a hunter, the cub is more interested in dancing. When another lion named Makunga (Alec Baldwin) challenges Zuba to a fight for the position of alpha lion, Alakay is captured by poachers. Though Zuba tries to rescue his son, Alakay is forced into a crate. The crate falls into the ocean where it drifts to New York. There, Alakay is renamed Alex and sent to the Central Park Zoo where he grew up, meeting Gloria, Marty, and Melman there.

In the present time, Alex (Ben Stiller), Gloria (Jada Pinkett Smith), Melman (David Schwimmer), Marty (Chris Rock), the chimpanzees, King Julien (Sacha Baron Cohen), Maurice (Cedric the Entertainer), and the penguins have fixed a crashed plane in the hopes of using it to fly back to New York (Mort (Andy Richter) manages to tag along as well, by clinging to the airplane wing). Though the plane does fly, it ends up crash-landing in Africa because of lack of fuel.

In Africa, the animals are amazed to find more of their kind. Alex is reunited with Zuba and his mother (Sherri Shephard). Marty quickly fits into a herd of zebra who all look, sound, and talk exactly like him. Melman takes on the position of Witch Doctor amongst the animals after discovering that sick giraffes have no other option but to die otherwise. Gloria, interested in finding a mate, attracts the attention of a smooth-talking, friendly but shallow hippo named Moto Moto (Will.i.am).

Meanwhile, the penguins set about repairing the plane. They carjack several jeeps from New Yorkers on vacation (under "Operation Tourist Trap"), leaving the tourists stranded and lost in the jungle. A tough old woman called "Nana" (who had previously attacked Alex in a subway station in Madagascar) takes charge, reminding them that they are New Yorkers and always survive.

Unfortunately, life in Africa is not as wonderful as it first seems. Makunga, still determined to take the position of alpha lion, reminds Zuba that Alex must complete a traditional lion coming-of-age challenge. Alex, thinking that the challenge is a dance contest (it is actually a fight) competes against the strongest lion and loses quickly. To avoid being forced to banish Alex for failing, Zuba abdicates and Makunga immediately takes the position and banishes Alex and his family. Marty meanwhile begins to feel upset that all of the zebra are exactly the same as him, leaving him with nothing unique. Even Alex is unable to tell the difference between Marty and a different zebra, leaving Marty hurt. Melman is happy in his position as Witch Doctor until another giraffe tells him that he has a brown spot on his shoulder. Melman is initially not bothered (as he has brown spots all over his body), until he learns that the previous Witch Doctor apparently died two days after the "spot" appeared. Melman is also upset about Gloria dating Moto Moto, as Melman has secretly loved her for a long time. Gloria goes on a date with Moto Moto and quickly realizes that he only loves her for her body.

The next day, the animals are in a panic when they discover that the watering hole has dried up. Determined to make up for his earlier failure, Alex decides to risk being shot by hunters and leave the Reserve to discover what happened. Along the way, he makes amends with Marty by being able to pick his friend out of the herd of zebras. The pair discover that the stranded New Yorkers, under the instruction of Nana, have dammed the river and built a primitive civilization. Alex is captured and Marty runs for help. Meanwhile, Zuba hears what Alex did and goes to rescue him.

King Julien suggests that the animals sacrifice one of themselves into the volcano to appease the water gods and regain their water supply. Believing that he will die soon, Melman volunteers to be the sacrifice. Gloria stops him just in time and Marty arrives to tell them of Alex's fate. The trio, the penguins, and a cartload of chimpanzees use the newly-fixed plane to come to the rescue. Alex meanwhile manages to rescue both himself and his father by dancing for the New Yorkers, who quickly recognize him from the zoo. Zuba joins in as well. The other animals rescue the lions with the plane and destroy the dam, freeing the water. At the volcano, Mort finally arrives after a long travel (he had fallen from the plane into the ocean). He was pursued the entire way from a beach by a shark, which falls into the lava just before the water returns.

Alex manages to remove Makunga from power by tricking Nana into attacking him and she drags him back to the other marooned tourists. Skipper (a penguin) marries a bobble-head hula doll from the plane and leaves on a honeymoon, leaving the other animals to remain in Africa.

Nobel Son


source : wikipedia

Nobel Son is a 2008 black comedy about a dysfunctional family dealing with the kidnapping of their son for ransom following the father's winning of the Nobel Prize in Chemistry. The film features Alan Rickman as the prize-winning professor and Mary Steenburgen as his wife, with Bryan Greenberg as their kidnapped son.

Shooting for Nobel Son started on Thursday, October 6, 2005 in Venice Beach, California and ended on November 17, 2005. The official trailer and website were released on January 12, 2007.

PLOT


Barkley Michaelson is in a deep life rut. He's struggling to finish his PhD thesis when his father, the learned Eli Michaelson, wins the Nobel Prize for Chemistry. Barkley and his mother, Sarah, a renowned forensic psychiatrist, now have the ill-fortune of living with a man-eating monster whose philandering ways have gotten less and less discrete. As if Barkley's world is not bad enough, on the eve of his father receiving the Nobel, Barkley is kidnapped and the requested ransom is the $2,000,000 in Nobel prize money. Needless to say, Eli refuses to pay it and so starts a venomous tale of familial dysfunction, lust, betrayal and ultimately revenge. In the words of Michel De Montaigne, the 16th century philosopher: "There is more barbarity in eating a man alive than in eating him dead."

दिल में देख कौन बसा है



ये बात हवाओं को बताये रखना ,
रौशनी होगी चिरागों को जलाये रखना ,
लहू देकर की जिसकी हिफाज़त हमने ,
ऐसे तिरंगे को सदा अपने दिल में बसाए रखना |

मुमकिन है सब कुछ


करोगे याद तो हर बात याद आएगी ,
सुहाने वक्त की हर मुलाकात याद आएगी |

तलाश करोगे हमसे बेहतर दोस्त को ,
तो निगाह दूर जाकर वापस हमारी तरफ़ लौट आएगी |